From Gene Weingarten (The Washington Post humor columnist) in today’s online chat:
Last week, I called upon you to come up with a joke proceeding from the setup in which Cochran, Schiavo, Perdue and Wojtyla arrive at heaven together. (This was in response to a suggestion from reader Erik Oksala of Washington, whose name has too many k’s.) There were more than 50 entries, many of them actually publishable. I whittled them down to four really good jokes. Chatwoman has asked me to issue the following Reader Advisory: If you have any sense of human decency, please skip ahead to the Comic Picks. I warned her that such a caveat would not eliminate a single regular chat attendee, but she insisted.