Caffeine play

For some reason I just found a link to a one-act play supposedly written by the Mormon church. It’s called “They Serve Coca-Cola in Hell — Caffeine: The Choice of an Evil and Corrupt Generation.” It contains the following:

• At the beginning, this quote explaining what’s going on: Two Mormons enter a 7-Eleven 24-hour convenience store. For the sake of this dramatization, they both happen to be carrying a vast library of authoritative gospel works, medical journals, some Church periodicals and a few LDS themed telejournalism transcripts.
• A 14-page one-act play containing the words “ass” (twice), “damn” (twice), “hell” (5 times), and “frickin” (once).
• 14 footnotes with citations to other sources if you’re interested.
• And, a question/answer session with Donny Osmond regarding his views on Mormons and soft drinks.

What the fuck?